A Good Joke

Three couples were presented at the Pearly Gates: Jewish, Catholic, and Mormon.

Saint Peter greeted the Jewish couple and then shook his head in obvious frustration.
'You can't come in here! All your life you've cared for nothing but money. You even went so far as to change your wife's name to Penny. Get out!'

Up came the Catholic couple.
'You're no better!' he roared, 'You do nothing but drink and when your not drinking, you think about drinking. You even married a gal named Brandy. Be gone!'

At this point the Mormon couple looked at each other and the husband said, 'Well Fanny, I don't think we've got a shot.'